Safari Oof

About
Safari Oof is a survivalist and nature expert. He frequently goes on expeditions to foreign lands, bringing back their culture, tradition, and a souvenir. During his latest expedition, he was thought how to deep fry fetuses and umbilical cords.

Expeditions
1/1/2018: Safari Oof went to Meepcity and was taught how to boil and skin a meep.

3/2/2018: Safari Oof visited Initial Despacito and delivered a shitload of tofu everywhere.

4/3/2018: Safari Oof took a trip to ███████ and trekked the mountains of ██████.

5/5/2018: Safari Oof caught an unknown disease from a wild Despacito Spider in ██████████. Virus caused Safari Oof to grow a headrow.

7/8/2018: Safari Oof recovered from the disease and continued exploring ██████████. He came back with two unusual looking baby Despacito spiders. Both are kept in jars in Safari Oof's private jet.

█/██/2018: Safari Oof visited ███████ and █████ before coming back to ██████ and capturing six wild ███████.

6/12/2018: Safari Oof returned from ████████ and taught lucky students how to deep fry umbilical cords and fetuses.